Pity Me, County Durham
Branding & Design in Pity Me
Pity Me isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Pity Me
Pity Me is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in County Durham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Pity Me, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Pity Me
Nowak Services — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.2s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Pity Me: Services
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Pity Me
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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