Pity Me, County Durham
Digital Marketing in Pity Me
Half the Pity Me search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What digital marketing looks like round here
Ads, emails and funnels that bring in money, not just clicks.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "digital marketing pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Digital Marketing — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Digital Marketing, and a word about Pity Me
You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pity Me process.
Real-world example
Example: Digital Marketing in Pity Me
Ashworth & Daughters — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pity Me: Services
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Digital Marketing without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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