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Everything in Pity Me

Pity Me, County Durham

Content SEO in Pity Me

Half the Pity Me search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/page

What content seo looks like round here

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "content seo pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Content SEO — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Content SEO, and a word about Pity Me

You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pity Me process.

Real-world example

Example: Content SEO in Pity Me

Ashworth & Daughters — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 71

Enquiries / month

7.7s → 1.5s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Pity Me: SEO

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Content SEO without the Pity Me bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

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Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

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Keyword Research

Find the words your customers actually type into Google.

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Content SEO near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.