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Pity Me, County Durham

Technical SEO in Pity Me

Your competitors in Pity Me are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £350

What technical seo looks like round here

Fix the boring behind-the-scenes stuff that stops Google liking you.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "technical seo pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Technical SEO — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Technical SEO, and a word about Pity Me

You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Pity Me are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Pity Me business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Technical SEO in Pity Me

Kowalczyk Bros — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

7 → 33

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Pity Me: SEO

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Technical SEO without the Pity Me bit

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Technical SEO near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.