
Pity Me, County Durham
Facebook Setup in Pity Me
Nobody in Pity Me rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pity Me businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup pity me"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Pity Me map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Pity Me
Pity Me is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pity Me job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Pity Me
Bellamy Trading — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
9 → 56
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Pity Me: Social Media
Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Pity Me bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99Facebook Setup near Pity Me
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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