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Everything in Pity Me

Pity Me, County Durham

Start-Up Packages in Pity Me

Your competitors in Pity Me are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £899

What start-up packages looks like round here

Everything a new business needs to look legit online.

We work with Pity Me businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pity Me businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "start-up packages pity me"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Start-Up Packages — the Pity Me map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pity Me is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Start-Up Packages, and a word about Pity Me

You won't win Pity Me on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pity Me job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Start-Up Packages in Pity Me

Rowntree Ltd — Pity Me. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 43

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.7s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Pity Me: Business Growth

Everything below has its own Pity Me page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Start-Up Packages without the Pity Me bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All business growth
More business growth

Business Consultancy

Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.

from £99/hrMore business growth

Competitor Analysis

See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.

from £300More business growth

Digital Transformation

Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.

from £1,500

Start-Up Packages near Pity Me

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pity Me town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.