Pityme, Cornwall
Security Monitoring in Pityme
Nobody in Pityme rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with Pityme businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pityme businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring pityme"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the Pityme map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pityme is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about Pityme
Pityme is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pityme job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in Pityme
Prendergast Trading — Pityme. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pityme: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Pityme page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the Pityme bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moSecurity Monitoring near Pityme
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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