Splatt, Cornwall
Security Monitoring in Splatt
Splatt isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £30/mo
What security monitoring looks like round here
Malware scans, uptime alerts and threat protection.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "security monitoring splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Security Monitoring — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Security Monitoring, and a word about Splatt
Splatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Splatt are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Splatt, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Splatt process.
Real-world example
Example: Security Monitoring in Splatt
Nowak Services — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 56
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.2s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Splatt: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Security Monitoring without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportMaintenance
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
from £75/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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