Pityme, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Pityme
Half the Pityme search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pityme businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pityme businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pityme"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pityme map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pityme is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pityme
You won't win Pityme on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pityme process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pityme
Okafor Ltd — Pityme. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 23
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Pityme: Services
Everything below has its own Pityme page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pityme bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pityme
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pityme town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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