Pityme, Cornwall
Website Audits in Pityme
Half the Pityme search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Pityme businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pityme businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits pityme"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Pityme map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pityme is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Pityme
You won't win Pityme on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pityme process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Pityme
Braithwaite Group — Pityme. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.5s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Pityme: SEO
Everything below has its own Pityme page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Pityme bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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