
Pontesbury, Shropshire
Slate Carving in Pontesbury
Pontesbury isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Pontesbury businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Pontesbury businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving pontesbury"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 1,873 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Pontesbury map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pontesbury is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Pontesbury
Pontesbury is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Shropshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Pontesbury, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Pontesbury job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Pontesbury
Kowalczyk Bros — Pontesbury. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 38
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Pontesbury: Services
Everything below has its own Pontesbury page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Pontesbury bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Pontesbury
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pontesbury town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Malehurst1 km
- Slate Carving in Little Minsterley2 km
- Slate Carving in Asterley3 km
- Slate Carving in Plealey3 km
- Slate Carving in Halston3 km
- Slate Carving in Minsterley3 km
- Slate Carving in Habberley4 km
- Slate Carving in Wrentnall4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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