
Portadown, Armagh City Banbridge and Craigavon
Custom Engraving in Portadown
Portadown isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with Portadown businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portadown businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving portadown"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 22,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the Portadown map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portadown is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about Portadown
Portadown runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Portadown, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Portadown business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in Portadown
Prendergast Trading — Portadown. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 38
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Portadown: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Portadown page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the Portadown bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near Portadown
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portadown town centre.
- Custom Engraving in Seagoe2 km
- Custom Engraving in Drumcree2 km
- Custom Engraving in Drumnasoo3 km
- Custom Engraving in Knockmenagh4 km
- Custom Engraving in Craigavon4 km
- Custom Engraving in Moyallan5 km
- Custom Engraving in Scotch Street6 km
- Custom Engraving in Bleary6 km
- Custom Engraving in Derrymacash7 km
- Custom Engraving in Gilford8 km
- Custom Engraving in Tandragee8 km
- Custom Engraving in Annaloist8 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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