
Portesham, Dorset
Social Media in Portesham
Portesham isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Portesham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portesham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media portesham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 566 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Portesham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portesham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Portesham
Portesham is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Portesham. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Portesham, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portesham job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Portesham
Ashworth & Daughters — Portesham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.5s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Portesham: Services
Everything below has its own Portesham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Portesham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Portesham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portesham town centre.
- Social Media in Rodden2 km
- Social Media in West Shilvinghampton3 km
- Social Media in Abbotsbury3 km
- Social Media in Coryates3 km
- Social Media in East Shilvinghampton3 km
- Social Media in Langton Herring3 km
- Social Media in Little Bredy4 km
- Social Media in Friar Waddon4 km
- Social Media in Winterborne Steepleton4 km
- Social Media in Winterbourne Abbas5 km
- Social Media in Long Bredy5 km
- Social Media in Martinstown5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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