
Porthtowan, Cornwall
Social Media in Porthtowan
Your competitors in Porthtowan are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Porthtowan businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Porthtowan businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media porthtowan"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Porthtowan map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Porthtowan is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Porthtowan
You won't win Porthtowan on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Porthtowan job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Porthtowan
Okafor Ltd — Porthtowan. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Porthtowan: Services
Everything below has its own Porthtowan page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Porthtowan bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Porthtowan
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Porthtowan town centre.
- Social Media in East Cliffnext door
- Social Media in Towan Cross2 km
- Social Media in Cambrose2 km
- Social Media in Menagissey2 km
- Social Media in Banns Vale2 km
- Social Media in Mount Hawke2 km
- Social Media in Nancekuke3 km
- Social Media in Little Sinns3 km
- Social Media in Goonvrea3 km
- Social Media in North Country3 km
- Social Media in Gilbert's Coombe4 km
- Social Media in Wheal Rose4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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