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Portico, St. Helens

Facebook Setup in Portico

Half the Portico search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with Portico businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Portico businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup portico"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the Portico map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portico is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about Portico

You won't win Portico on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Portico are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portico job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in Portico

Hargreaves & Daughters — Portico. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 60

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.5s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1100

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Portico: Social Media

Everything below has its own Portico page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the Portico bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near Portico

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portico town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.