Portobello, City of Edinburgh
Social Media in Portobello
Your competitors in Portobello are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Portobello businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portobello businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media portobello"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Portobello map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portobello is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Portobello
You won't win Portobello on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portobello job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Portobello
Okafor Ltd — Portobello. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Portobello: Services
Everything below has its own Portobello page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Portobello bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Portobello
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portobello town centre.
- Social Media in Craigentinny1 km
- Social Media in Duddingston1 km
- Social Media in Piershill2 km
- Social Media in Joppa2 km
- Social Media in Joppa Pans2 km
- Social Media in Willowbrae2 km
- Social Media in Restalrig2 km
- Social Media in Brunstane2 km
- Social Media in Niddrie2 km
- Social Media in Cleikimin3 km
- Social Media in Newcraighall3 km
- Social Media in Craigmillar3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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