Joppa, City of Edinburgh
Social Media in Joppa
Half the Joppa search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Joppa businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Joppa businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media joppa"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Joppa map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Joppa is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Joppa
You won't win Joppa on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Joppa process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Joppa
Okafor Ltd — Joppa. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Joppa: Services
Everything below has its own Joppa page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Joppa bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Joppa
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Joppa town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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