
Portobello, City of Edinburgh
Website Hosting in Portobello
Your competitors in Portobello are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £15/mo
What website hosting looks like round here
Fast UK hosting with SSL, backups and no mystery invoices.
We work with Portobello businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portobello businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website hosting portobello"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Hosting — the Portobello map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portobello is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Hosting, and a word about Portobello
You won't win Portobello on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portobello process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Hosting in Portobello
Hargreaves & Daughters — Portobello. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 56
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.5s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Portobello: Website Design
Everything below has its own Portobello page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Hosting without the Portobello bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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