
Portobello, City of Edinburgh
Website Maintenance in Portobello
Portobello isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What website maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.
We work with Portobello businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Portobello businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website maintenance portobello"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Maintenance — the Portobello map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portobello is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Maintenance, and a word about Portobello
Portobello is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Portobello, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Portobello process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Maintenance in Portobello
Merriman & Sons — Portobello. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Portobello: Website Design
Everything below has its own Portobello page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Maintenance without the Portobello bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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