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Portslade, Brighton and Hove

Cover Photos in Portslade

Portslade isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with Portslade businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Portslade businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos portslade"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 20,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the Portslade map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Portslade is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about Portslade

Portslade runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

We're not local to Portslade, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Portslade job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in Portslade

Nowak Services — Portslade. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 53

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.2s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Portslade: Social Media

Everything below has its own Portslade page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the Portslade bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near Portslade

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Portslade town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.