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X (Twitter) Setup in Puddle Dock

Your competitors in Puddle Dock are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £99

What x (twitter) setup looks like round here

Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.

We work with Puddle Dock businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Puddle Dock businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup puddle dock"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

X (Twitter) Setup — the Puddle Dock map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Puddle Dock is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about Puddle Dock

You won't win Puddle Dock on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Puddle Dock are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Puddle Dock job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: X (Twitter) Setup in Puddle Dock

Bellamy Trading — Puddle Dock. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 22

Enquiries / month

7.8s → 1.4s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Puddle Dock: Social Media

Everything below has its own Puddle Dock page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

X (Twitter) Setup without the Puddle Dock bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

X (Twitter) Setup near Puddle Dock

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Puddle Dock town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.