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Pype Hayes, City and Borough of Birmingham

Website Audits in Pype Hayes

Nobody in Pype Hayes rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Pype Hayes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Pype Hayes businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits pype hayes"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Pype Hayes map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Pype Hayes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Pype Hayes

Pype Hayes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Pype Hayes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Pype Hayes process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Pype Hayes

Merriman & Sons — Pype Hayes. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 52

Enquiries / month

8.1s → 1.6s

Load time

16 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Pype Hayes: SEO

Everything below has its own Pype Hayes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Pype Hayes bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Pype Hayes

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Pype Hayes town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.