Red Post, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Red Post
Your competitors in Red Post are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Red Post businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Red Post businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving red post"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Red Post map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Red Post is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Red Post
You won't win Red Post on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Red Post process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Red Post
Bellamy Trading — Red Post. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 65
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Red Post: Services
Everything below has its own Red Post page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Red Post bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Red Post
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Red Post town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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