
River, Kent
Email Automation in River
Your competitors in River are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £350
What email automation looks like round here
Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.
We work with River businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why River businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email automation river"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Automation — the River map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where River is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Automation, and a word about River
You won't win River on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the River job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Automation in River
Delaney Group — River. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 33
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in River: AI & Automation
Everything below has its own River page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Automation without the River bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from River town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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