Scatness, Shetland Islands
Branding & Design in Scatness
Your competitors in Scatness are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Scatness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Scatness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design scatness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Scatness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Scatness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Scatness
You won't win Scatness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Scatness job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Scatness
Okafor Ltd — Scatness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
8.4s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Scatness: Services
Everything below has its own Scatness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Scatness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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