Scatness, Shetland Islands
Business Growth in Scatness
Half the Scatness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What business growth looks like round here
Packages and advice for businesses that want to grow without the bullshit.
We work with Scatness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Scatness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business growth scatness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Growth — the Scatness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Scatness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Growth, and a word about Scatness
You won't win Scatness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Scatness job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Growth in Scatness
Hargreaves & Daughters — Scatness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 63
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.5s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Scatness: Services
Everything below has its own Scatness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Growth without the Scatness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Consultancy
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthCompetitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500Business Growth near Scatness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Scatness town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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