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School House, Dorset

Analytics in School House

School House isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with School House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why School House businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics school house"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the School House map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where School House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about School House

School House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in School House. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to School House, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the School House process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in School House

Bellamy Trading — School House. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£850

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in School House: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own School House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the School House bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near School House

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from School House town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.