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SMS Marketing in School House

Nobody in School House rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200/mo

What sms marketing looks like round here

Short, direct text campaigns with high open rates.

We work with School House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why School House businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "sms marketing school house"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

SMS Marketing — the School House map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where School House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

SMS Marketing, and a word about School House

School House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round School House are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your School House business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: SMS Marketing in School House

Kaur & Co — School House. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 53

Enquiries / month

9.4s → 1.8s

Load time

14 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in School House: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own School House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategyBusiness Websites

SMS Marketing without the School House bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

SMS Marketing near School House

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from School House town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.