
School House, Dorset
Website Audits in School House
Nobody in School House rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with School House businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why School House businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits school house"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the School House map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where School House is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about School House
School House is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Dorset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the School House process.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in School House
Merriman & Sons — School House. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in School House: SEO
Everything below has its own School House page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the School House bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near School House
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from School House town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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