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Selly Park, City and Borough of Birmingham

Memorial Plaques in Selly Park

Your competitors in Selly Park are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £100

What memorial plaques looks like round here

Respectful, lasting memorials crafted in slate.

We work with Selly Park businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Selly Park businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "memorial plaques selly park"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Memorial Plaques — the Selly Park map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Selly Park is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Memorial Plaques, and a word about Selly Park

You won't win Selly Park on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Selly Park. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Selly Park job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Memorial Plaques in Selly Park

Prendergast Trading — Selly Park. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 49

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.4s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1600

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Selly Park: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Selly Park page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsPub Signs

Memorial Plaques without the Selly Park bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Memorial Plaques near Selly Park

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Selly Park town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.