Selly Park, City and Borough of Birmingham
Slate Carving in Selly Park
Half the Selly Park search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Selly Park businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Selly Park businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving selly park"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Selly Park map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Selly Park is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Selly Park
You won't win Selly Park on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City and Borough of Birmingham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Selly Park business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Selly Park
Nowak Services — Selly Park. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1900
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Selly Park: Services
Everything below has its own Selly Park page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Selly Park bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Selly Park
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Selly Park town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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