Sharnal Street, Medway
Slate Carving in Sharnal Street
Sharnal Street isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Sharnal Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Sharnal Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving sharnal street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Sharnal Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Sharnal Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Sharnal Street
Sharnal Street is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Medway isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Sharnal Street, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Sharnal Street process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Sharnal Street
Kaur & Co — Sharnal Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 28
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Sharnal Street: Services
Everything below has its own Sharnal Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Sharnal Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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