Shelvin, Kent
Website Audits in Shelvin
Shelvin isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Shelvin businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shelvin businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits shelvin"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Shelvin map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shelvin is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Shelvin
Shelvin is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Shelvin are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Shelvin, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Shelvin business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Shelvin
Kowalczyk Bros — Shelvin. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 39
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£950
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Shelvin: SEO
Everything below has its own Shelvin page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Shelvin bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Website Audits near Shelvin
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shelvin town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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