Shepherds Bush, Greater London
Slate Carving in Shepherds Bush
Shepherds Bush isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Shepherds Bush businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shepherds Bush businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving shepherds bush"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 39,724 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Shepherds Bush map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shepherds Bush is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Shepherds Bush
Shepherds Bush runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Shepherds Bush, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Shepherds Bush job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Shepherds Bush
Nowak Services — Shepherds Bush. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 48
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.2s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Shepherds Bush: Services
Everything below has its own Shepherds Bush page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Shepherds Bush bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shepherds Bush town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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