Shirley, Solihull
Slate Carving in Shirley
Your competitors in Shirley are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Shirley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Shirley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving shirley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 32,000 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Shirley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shirley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Shirley
With around 32,000 people, Shirley isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
The competition in Solihull isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Shirley process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Shirley
Pemberton Bros — Shirley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Shirley: Services
Everything below has its own Shirley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Shirley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Shirley
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shirley town centre.
- Slate Carving in Hasluck's Green1 km
- Slate Carving in Sharmans Cross1 km
- Slate Carving in Blossomfield2 km
- Slate Carving in Hall Green2 km
- Slate Carving in Yardley Wood2 km
- Slate Carving in Solihull Lodge2 km
- Slate Carving in Major's Green2 km
- Slate Carving in Three Maypoles2 km
- Slate Carving in Kineton Green3 km
- Slate Carving in Warstock3 km
- Slate Carving in Dickens Heath3 km
- Slate Carving in Whitlock's End3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm