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Simonside, South Tyneside

Cover Photos in Simonside

Half the Simonside search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £50

What cover photos looks like round here

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

We work with Simonside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Simonside businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "cover photos simonside"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Cover Photos — the Simonside map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Simonside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Cover Photos, and a word about Simonside

You won't win Simonside on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Simonside are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Simonside process.

Real-world example

Example: Cover Photos in Simonside

Whitlock & Co — Simonside. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

5 → 37

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.8s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Simonside: Social Media

Everything below has its own Simonside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Facebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Cover Photos without the Simonside bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Cover Photos near Simonside

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Simonside town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.