
Simonside, South Tyneside
Social Media in Simonside
Nobody in Simonside rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Simonside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Simonside businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media simonside"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Simonside map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Simonside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Simonside
Simonside is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Simonside job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Simonside
Braithwaite Group — Simonside. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 37
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Simonside: Services
Everything below has its own Simonside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Simonside bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Simonside
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Simonside town centre.
- Social Media in West Hartonnext door
- Social Media in Brockley Whinsnext door
- Social Media in Biddick Hall1 km
- Social Media in East Jarrow1 km
- Social Media in Tyne Dock1 km
- Social Media in Hedworth2 km
- Social Media in High Shields2 km
- Social Media in Mill Dam2 km
- Social Media in Jarrow3 km
- Social Media in Boldon Colliery3 km
- Social Media in Cauldwell3 km
- Social Media in Harton Nook3 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


