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Email Automation in Slutshole

Nobody in Slutshole rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £350

What email automation looks like round here

Follow-ups, reminders and nurture sequences that run themselves.

We work with Slutshole businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Slutshole businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email automation slutshole"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Automation — the Slutshole map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Slutshole is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Automation, and a word about Slutshole

Slutshole is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Slutshole process.

Real-world example

Example: Email Automation in Slutshole

Rowntree Ltd — Slutshole. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 72

Enquiries / month

8.7s → 1.7s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."

Also in Slutshole: AI & Automation

Everything below has its own Slutshole page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Email Automation without the Slutshole bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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AI Content Creation

Draft blogs, pages and product descriptions faster, then we human-edit them.

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Email Automation near Slutshole

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Slutshole town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.