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Everything in Small Heath

Small Heath, City and Borough of Birmingham

House Signs in Small Heath

Small Heath isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £60

What house signs looks like round here

Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.

We work with Small Heath businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Small Heath businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "house signs small heath"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

House Signs — the Small Heath map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Small Heath is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

House Signs, and a word about Small Heath

Small Heath is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in City and Borough of Birmingham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

We're not local to Small Heath, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Small Heath process.

Real-world example

Example: House Signs in Small Heath

Kowalczyk Bros — Small Heath. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

6.6s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Small Heath: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Small Heath page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

House Signs without the Small Heath bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

House Signs near Small Heath

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Small Heath town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.