
Smerquoy, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Smerquoy
Smerquoy isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Smerquoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Smerquoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media smerquoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Smerquoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Smerquoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Smerquoy
Smerquoy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Smerquoy, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Smerquoy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Smerquoy
Kowalczyk Bros — Smerquoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 43
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Smerquoy: Services
Everything below has its own Smerquoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Smerquoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Smerquoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Smerquoy town centre.
- Social Media in Cursiter3 km
- Social Media in Greenigoe3 km
- Social Media in Hatston4 km
- Social Media in Scapa4 km
- Social Media in Grimbister4 km
- Social Media in Kirkwall4 km
- Social Media in Hobbister5 km
- Social Media in Heddle5 km
- Social Media in Tuskerbister5 km
- Social Media in Finstown5 km
- Social Media in St Ola5 km
- Social Media in Quatquoy6 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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