Somerley, West Sussex
Website Audits in Somerley
Your competitors in Somerley are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What website audits looks like round here
A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.
We work with Somerley businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Somerley businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website audits somerley"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Audits — the Somerley map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Somerley is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Audits, and a word about Somerley
You won't win Somerley on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in West Sussex isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Somerley job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Audits in Somerley
Ashworth & Daughters — Somerley. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 32
Enquiries / month
8.9s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Somerley: SEO
Everything below has its own Somerley page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Audits without the Somerley bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Somerley town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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