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Everything in Spital Tongues

Spital Tongues, Newcastle upon Tyne

Facebook Ads in Spital Tongues

Half the Spital Tongues search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £300/mo + spend

What facebook ads looks like round here

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

We work with Spital Tongues businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Spital Tongues businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook ads spital tongues"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Ads — the Spital Tongues map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Spital Tongues is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Ads, and a word about Spital Tongues

You won't win Spital Tongues on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Spital Tongues are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Spital Tongues process.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Ads in Spital Tongues

Ashworth & Daughters — Spital Tongues. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 72

Enquiries / month

8.1s → 1.5s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Spital Tongues: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Spital Tongues page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Facebook Ads without the Spital Tongues bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Facebook Ads near Spital Tongues

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Spital Tongues town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.