
Splatt, Cornwall
Branding & Design in Splatt
Your competitors in Splatt are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What branding & design looks like round here
Look like a proper business, not a weekend hobby.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "branding & design splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Branding & Design — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Branding & Design, and a word about Splatt
You won't win Splatt on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Splatt business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Branding & Design in Splatt
Okafor Ltd — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Splatt: Services
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Branding & Design without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Branding & Design near Splatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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