Splatt, Cornwall
Business Growth in Splatt
Half the Splatt search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What business growth looks like round here
Packages and advice for businesses that want to grow without the bullshit.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business growth splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Growth — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Growth, and a word about Splatt
You won't win Splatt on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Cornwall isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Splatt job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Growth in Splatt
Hargreaves & Daughters — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 32
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Splatt: Services
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Growth without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Consultancy
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
from £99/hrMore business growthCompetitor Analysis
See what your competitors are doing and where they're weak.
from £300More business growthDigital Transformation
Move your processes online and stop relying on paper.
from £1,500Business Growth near Splatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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