Splatt, Cornwall
Caps in Splatt
Splatt isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £15
What caps looks like round here
Baseball caps and snapbacks with your logo.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "caps splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Caps — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Caps, and a word about Splatt
Splatt is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Splatt, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Splatt job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Caps in Splatt
Duffy & Sons — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 60
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Splatt: Workwear
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Caps without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Caps near Splatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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