
Splatt, Cornwall
Website Design in Splatt
Half the Splatt search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What website design looks like round here
Websites built to do a job, not win design awards nobody asked for.
We work with Splatt businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Splatt businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website design splatt"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Design — the Splatt map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Splatt is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Design, and a word about Splatt
You won't win Splatt on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Splatt job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Design in Splatt
Pemberton Bros — Splatt. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 47
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Splatt: Services
Everything below has its own Splatt page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Design without the Splatt bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Website Design near Splatt
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Splatt town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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