Stank, Cumbria
Social Media in Stank
Stank isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Stank businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stank businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media stank"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Stank map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stank is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Stank
Stank is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Stank are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Stank, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Stank job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Stank
Braithwaite Group — Stank. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 53
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Stank: Services
Everything below has its own Stank page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Stank bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Stank
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stank town centre.
- Social Media in Yarlside1 km
- Social Media in Dendron1 km
- Social Media in Leece2 km
- Social Media in Roose2 km
- Social Media in Abbotsmead2 km
- Social Media in Newbarns2 km
- Social Media in South Newbarns2 km
- Social Media in Gleaston2 km
- Social Media in Croslands Park2 km
- Social Media in Roose Gate2 km
- Social Media in Downfield2 km
- Social Media in Stainton with Adgarley2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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