
Stargate, Gateshead
Analytics in Stargate
Stargate isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Stargate businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stargate businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics stargate"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Stargate map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stargate is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Stargate
Stargate is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Stargate are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Stargate, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Stargate business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Stargate
Rowntree Ltd — Stargate. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 31
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Stargate: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Stargate page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Stargate bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Stargate
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stargate town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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