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Stargate, Gateshead

Facebook Ads in Stargate

Half the Stargate search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £300/mo + spend

What facebook ads looks like round here

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

We work with Stargate businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Facebook Ads

Why Stargate businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook ads stargate"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Ads — the Stargate map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stargate is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Ads, and a word about Stargate

You won't win Stargate on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Gateshead isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Stargate job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Ads in Stargate

Merriman & Sons — Stargate. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

6 → 23

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.6s

Load time

10 days

Built in

£1900

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Stargate: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Stargate page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Facebook Ads without the Stargate bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Facebook Ads near Stargate

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stargate town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.