Stelling Minnis, Kent
Slate Carving in Stelling Minnis
Nobody in Stelling Minnis rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Stelling Minnis businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stelling Minnis businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving stelling minnis"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Stelling Minnis map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stelling Minnis is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Stelling Minnis
Stelling Minnis is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Stelling Minnis process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Stelling Minnis
Prendergast Trading — Stelling Minnis. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 57
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Stelling Minnis: Services
Everything below has its own Stelling Minnis page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Stelling Minnis bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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